Nashville has come to New York City for the first Annual Upright Citizens Brigade Country Music Awards Show! You won't find Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood here, this will be a knock down drag out awards show with your host Country Music Star Hank Williams IV aka Brosephus aka Whiskey Dick. Join us for a booze-filled night of country performances, Hee-Haw style humor, NASCAR stars, and of course the awards like "Most Country Song," "Least Racist Performer," and "Song that Mentioned Drinkin' The Most." All attendees will be given a free Cowbperson Hat! Don't worry about standing for the National Anthem, you best stand for the opening prayer! GET ER DONE.